1 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:55,590 All right, 2 00:00:58,930 --> 00:00:59,930 what do we got? 3 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:04,390 A Virginian class IV vessel is orbiting the Earth as we speak. 4 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:08,210 Do we know what they're up to yet? Same thing they're always up to, kid. 5 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:09,950 Pursing for checks. How many? 6 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:14,850 Dozens of reports so far, but only four confirm missing. 7 00:01:15,110 --> 00:01:18,150 Two human, two bungholians. 8 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,410 Shit. What? 9 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:21,690 What is it? 10 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:27,250 Virginians are a ravenous species, trolling the galaxy for females. 11 00:01:28,210 --> 00:01:33,970 Every ten lunar suns they need to reproduce, the species is ten to one 12 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,030 That's just nasty. 13 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:44,610 A lot of people seem to have a problem with this crossbreeding, but they don't. 14 00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:47,390 They've been doing it for thousands of years. 15 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:53,390 Three aircraft full of stewardesses back in 02, an entire football field of 16 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:59,590 cheerleaders in 06, and the entire Clatorian Council in 2001. 17 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,730 The Virginians? 18 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:03,250 Yeah. 19 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,590 We're on it. 20 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:06,930 Why aren't you two split up? 21 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,960 That way you'll be able to cover more ground. 22 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,240 You sure that's a good idea? 23 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,900 Okay, I'm good. I got this. 24 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 Attaboy. 25 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:26,800 Whoa, what is that ugly thing? Has he had a shot yet? 26 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:32,840 You got papers for that? Because without papers, there's no way he's getting in. 27 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,760 Now report back to me as soon as you hear us. 28 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:40,660 What 29 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:48,920 did 30 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,500 the alien say to the gardener? 31 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,940 Take me to your weeder. 32 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:10,830 So you're going to head downtown to check out those missing bungholers? 33 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:13,110 Yep. How about you? 34 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:15,550 I'm going to check out the missing slayings. 35 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:18,810 Then I figured I'd head down to the morgue, see if any of these missing 36 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:20,890 ended up getting shot or hit by a bus or something. 37 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,410 Are you still beating that old drum? 38 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,030 Nah, it ain't even like that. 39 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:29,630 Just make sure you flash this thing around. 40 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,070 Get him with those mucker heads. 41 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:35,589 Don't you worry. 42 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,310 I'm going to flash my thingy at her all right. 43 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:45,540 Well, well, well. 44 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,200 Long time no see. 45 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:52,660 No. What don't you get about this? You're not supposed to recognize me. 46 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,580 How many times are we going to go over this? 47 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,960 Um, we are the only ones here. I mean, who's going to say anything? 48 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,980 Him? That's not the point. 49 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,580 Don't make me. Oh, you're going to pull out the flashy thing. 50 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,000 I know, I know. 51 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 I'll do it. 52 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:12,160 Look, the only thing you're going to be pulling out is your big dick. 53 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:13,960 So let's get to it. 54 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,360 Slow down. 55 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,620 I'm here on business. 56 00:04:18,579 --> 00:04:19,800 Any of these come through here? 57 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:22,980 Any of these? 58 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:27,100 Maybe this one. 59 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:28,980 She's over here. 60 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 But not quite. 61 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,280 Oh. 62 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,020 What are you working on? 63 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,140 Now you know I can't tell you that. 64 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,440 Oh, come on. You know how I like all that secret agent stuff. 65 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,960 You had your chance. But you wanted to come back here and hang out with all 66 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 these dead folks instead. 67 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,960 Well, you know how I like my stiffs. 68 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,520 Looks like I found another one. 69 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,960 You got no shame, huh, girl? 70 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,370 Hmm. 71 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,190 what the 72 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,680 Go wash up. You done got pussy juice all on my suit. I can't go back to 73 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,360 headquarters looking all gooey and shit. 74 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,060 That tired old thing? 75 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,600 I'm sure it's had plenty worse on it. 76 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,600 I'll have you know this is a... It was a cheap knockoff from down on 4th Street. 77 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,540 MIB buys them in bulk. 78 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,480 Surprised they last longer than a month. 79 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,280 Nah, nah. 80 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,460 It ain't even like that. 81 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Whatever. 82 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,460 Aw, girl. 83 00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,430 She don't know what she's talking about. 84 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,870 This is a fine -ass suit. 85 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:08,870 Made from the best designers in Taiwan. 86 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:14,210 From the very best polyester motherfucker. 87 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:31,660 Laura! Laura! 88 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,620 Damn. How you gonna explain this now? 89 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,880 Girl disappearing right out of your nose. 90 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,600 Agent H, please declare on line two. 91 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,140 Agent H, line two. 92 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,040 So, how'd it go? What'd you find out? 93 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,520 It's not so much what I found, but... 94 00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:57,970 But I lost. 95 00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:03,030 What? You lose your watch up in her again. I swear that woman's like a Venus 96 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,030 plot trap. 97 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:06,070 Hey, that only happened once. 98 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,530 And I got it back. 99 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:11,070 Eventually. Would somebody tell me what the hell is going on here? 100 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,330 You lost the doctor, didn't you? 101 00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,130 Is that true, Jay? 102 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,150 Well, that's just great. 103 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,570 Why don't you just go ahead and give him your little black book of hoes and help 104 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,570 him out. 105 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,360 It wasn't my fault. I was in the bathroom. 106 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,920 You're with me, kid. 107 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,400 We got people to see. 108 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,920 Fuck up, kid. It'll be okay. 109 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,200 Oh, and you got a little schmutz on your suit there. 110 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,260 Damn. 111 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,520 Oh, God. Here we go again. 112 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,840 You want to be me? 113 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,540 Kid, you gotta stop the crotch -grabbing thing, okay? 114 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,500 The girls down in the lab are this close to filing a sexual harassment suit 115 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,640 against us. So just knock it off. 116 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,319 My bad. 117 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,339 Just knock it off. 118 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,760 Okay. 119 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,780 So what's my next assignment? 120 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,160 I've got nothing for you, kid. 121 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,980 But there's two more nights. 122 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,160 John, you promised me an assignment. 123 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,060 Really? 124 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,100 Why don't you just moonwalk your ass out of here? 125 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Oh, yeah, girls, that's nice. 126 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,260 Tell me how much I want to rub those tentacles together. 127 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,500 Oh, yeah. 128 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,180 Oh, that's pretty. 129 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,160 Oh, yeah. 130 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,160 Oh. 131 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,200 Oh, 132 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,300 that is nice. 133 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,230 Oh, that's nice. 134 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,410 Let me get your stinger. 135 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,170 Oh. 136 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:34,350 Oh. Oh, yeah. 137 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,490 Stick your little tentacles in my mouth. 138 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,380 Peace. 139 00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:38,010 Here, let me get your face down. 140 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,610 Stick that bridge. 141 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,920 Oh. 142 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,740 Clear violation of penal code 11 -1. 143 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,080 Videotaping alien sex without a permit. 144 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,240 Oh, come on, guys. 145 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,340 Just do a little content for my site. 146 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:07,660 Perfectly harmless. 147 00:28:08,540 --> 00:28:11,240 I thought you blasted this other fucker a couple episodes back. 148 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,440 Nothing but a flesh wound. 149 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:18,160 That's the thing about bugs, kid. They can regenerate the body parts after 150 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 they've lost them. 151 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,780 But he had parts and shit scattered all over the place? 152 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,400 I'll see what else grew back, kid. Whoa! 153 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:29,300 Don't you do it. Keep it in your pants, Bug. Answer a couple of our questions. 154 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,020 We'll let you get back to whatever you were doing. 155 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:36,460 Like I said, shooting for my new website. 156 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:38,100 Wicked Bug Girls. 157 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,120 It's the latest thing. Got to strike while the iron's hot, you know what I 158 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:43,740 That's just nasty. 159 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:49,380 Edgar, we are looking for missing females, whether alien or human. What do 160 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,359 know about it? 161 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360 Oh. 162 00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:53,730 The females of your species are nothing but problems. 163 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,910 Buy me theirs, take me here. Oh, I've got a headache. 164 00:28:58,130 --> 00:28:59,770 Not about a pain in my stinger. 165 00:29:00,590 --> 00:29:02,590 Nowadays, I stick to my own kind. 166 00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:07,030 Probably best for all of us. All right, kid, we are out of here. 167 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:08,850 Good riddance. 168 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:13,990 Hey, Edgar, when you get this site up and running, if you want to email me a 169 00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:15,630 password, that would be cool. 170 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,660 Someone likes the ladybugs. 171 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,720 You got it, bro. 172 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,960 Okay. Bye, ladybugs. 173 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,800 Sucking assholes. 174 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,860 All right, ladies. Let's get back to work. 175 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,380 What do you say to a little POV blowjob? 176 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,640 That's great. 177 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,480 All right. 178 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,920 Show why they call us cops. 179 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:53,590 Get that stimulation. 180 00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:27,270 Oh. 181 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:33,640 Oh. Oh. 182 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,880 Oh. 183 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,840 Oh. 184 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,820 Oh. Oh. 185 00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:02,610 Yeah, that's it. Two times. 186 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,370 Oh, yeah. Fuck that pretty face. 187 00:31:10,690 --> 00:31:12,310 Oh, yeah. 188 00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:25,690 Oh, 189 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:30,150 yeah. Oh, yeah. Spit on that again. 190 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:52,510 So you want those balls out there? 191 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,250 I've got a little face for them, huh? 192 00:31:54,590 --> 00:31:56,430 I'm going to fuck that face a little bit. 193 00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:03,010 You 194 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:17,810 want 195 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:18,810 that, huh? 196 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:21,140 Oh. 197 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,720 Just a little bit. 198 00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:58,780 Oh, yeah. 199 00:32:58,900 --> 00:32:59,940 Let me see it. 200 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:08,320 Oh, you're swallowing that dirty cock. 201 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,680 Oh, yeah. 202 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,140 Oh, yeah. 203 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:25,590 Look at that dog. 204 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:01,310 You shoot a little bit with my fucker's face. 205 00:34:02,430 --> 00:34:03,430 Oh, yeah. 206 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:07,110 Are you all hungry? 207 00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:08,949 Are you all hungry, little bug? 208 00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:10,810 I'm going to feed you. 209 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:39,540 You want the ball? 210 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,370 You're getting there. You're getting a little closer. 211 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:21,980 Oh, yeah, 212 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,100 that's it. Almost there, baby. 213 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,560 Almost there. Get nice and close. 214 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,920 There you go. 215 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,280 Oh, yeah. 216 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,120 Oh, yeah. 217 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,720 Look at that sugar water all off those titties. 218 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,940 Oh, yeah. 219 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,080 Share that sugar water. 220 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:20,780 Whoa, what the? Put some damn pants on, man. 221 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,360 What in God's green earth are you doing, boy? 222 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:27,340 Agent J. 223 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800 Agent K. 224 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280 How's it hanging? 225 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,500 Apparently a little low. 226 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,340 And furry. 227 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,900 I've been meaning to take a razor to those. 228 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,260 I can never find the time. 229 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,120 Selena. 230 00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:45,640 Good to see you, you being a good girl. 231 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,440 Of course. 232 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:48,770 That was the deal. 233 00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:50,670 But it hasn't been easy. 234 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:55,410 Plus, only you know just how naughty I really am. 235 00:38:00,470 --> 00:38:01,870 Still no fun, I see. 236 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:07,030 So I take it you didn't come by to check out my new business endeavor. 237 00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:10,290 Which is? 238 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,110 Serlina's den of devilish delights. Home? 239 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:19,430 Of the best S andM and bondage the city has to offer. 240 00:38:20,370 --> 00:38:24,210 So I take it that whole lingerie model thing didn't work out so well for you. 241 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:26,730 What can I say? 242 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,070 I love to eat. 243 00:38:29,570 --> 00:38:32,610 Plus this whole dominatrix thing's more my style anyway. 244 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:37,870 I get to wear the little slutty outfits, but now I actually get paid to beat the 245 00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:38,870 shit out of people. 246 00:38:38,970 --> 00:38:39,970 It's perfect. 247 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:42,750 Whatever floats your boat, darling. 248 00:38:43,509 --> 00:38:47,570 We're here to investigate missing females and or aliens. Do you know 249 00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:48,570 about that? 250 00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:54,010 I love me some pussy, but I tend to play with it and send it on its way. 251 00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:57,830 Sorry. Well, if you hear anything, you got my number. 252 00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:00,930 Mm -hmm. And you've got mine. 253 00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:05,250 Feel free to stop by any time you need a good spanking. 254 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:10,350 Ten percent off all I might be employed. 255 00:39:10,810 --> 00:39:11,810 I'll tell your friends. 256 00:39:12,190 --> 00:39:13,190 I will. 257 00:39:14,009 --> 00:39:15,210 Let's call it a night, kid. 258 00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:27,330 Speaking of a good spanking, who's been a naughty boy? 259 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:29,730 Not me. 260 00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:32,230 Look, 261 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:35,030 Serena, I really don't like this much. 262 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:36,930 Just let me out. 263 00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:42,450 Serena, look, I don't think this is such a good idea. Just let me go. 264 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,020 That's not what I want. 265 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,020 It's mistress, Selina. It's you, you little maggot. 266 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,440 I need to practice my technique. 267 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,940 And you have such a purposeful laugh. 268 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,480 Just since you're letting me go to waste. 269 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:59,900 Okay, okay, yeah. I don't like it. I know now. That's okay. I don't like it. 270 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,900 done. I'm all done. 271 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,300 Okay? 272 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,320 Oh, no. 273 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,940 I'm positive now. I don't like this a bit. Not one bit. Quiet down, you little 274 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,800 worm. Bend over and take it like a... Good little alien. 275 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,800 Oh, don't be such a baby. 276 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,780 No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. 277 00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:20,480 That really stings. 278 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:23,420 Oh, but it feels so good. 279 00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:24,980 Will you shut up? 280 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,240 All right, enough with the romantic bullshit. 281 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:28,820 Let's get down to business. 282 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,800 Oh, may I suggest a pegging? 283 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:35,580 What? No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need a pegging. 284 00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:37,000 Oh, come on. 285 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,960 All the kids are doing it. 286 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:41,400 Pegging, a pegging. We want a pegging. 287 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:45,270 Oh, now you're speaking my language. 288 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:47,850 No, no, no, no, no. 289 00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:52,270 Fine, have it your way. But you don't know what you're missing. 290 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,510 How about a little boot worshipping then? 291 00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:58,490 Show me how much you appreciate what you're about to receive. 292 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:06,370 Look, Felina, I didn't sign up for all this kinky shit. I just want the normal 293 00:41:06,370 --> 00:41:09,610 stuff, you know, like little head, little doggy. 294 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:12,700 Maybe a little backdoor action. 295 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,020 Well, then, get to work. 296 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,500 All right, this isn't going to be a threesome. No, no, no. Come on, I'll be 297 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:27,840 good. I'm not going to pop your head up where you don't belong. 298 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,780 Come on, please. 299 00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:32,400 Just have a little fun, too. Come on. 300 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,140 Put it in the bag. 301 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,520 Come on, come on. 302 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,880 I'll be good, I promise. Let me watch. 303 00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:41,920 I'll help you put a condom on. I'll put the condom on you. 304 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,440 Well, 305 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:56,140 where were 306 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,140 we? 307 00:41:57,180 --> 00:41:59,260 You were about to pay homage to your queen. 308 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,940 And in return, I was going to fuck the shit out of you. 309 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,480 Or vice versa. 310 00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:10,870 Hold up, Stedmuffin. 311 00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:13,770 Boots first, ass fucking later. 312 00:42:14,070 --> 00:42:16,090 On your fucking knees, bitch. 313 00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:17,970 Go ahead. 314 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:24,010 Start licking. 315 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,250 You can do better than that. 316 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,150 That's nice. 317 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:34,790 You want that pussy? 318 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:39,870 Yeah? Then beg for it. 319 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,930 Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste your pussy? 320 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:49,450 Really? Not that excited, are we? 321 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,750 Be more excited about it. 322 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:58,410 Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste the most beautiful pussy in the galaxy? 323 00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:01,470 Better. Now you're learning. 324 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:03,370 Okay. 325 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,010 Go ahead and taste that pretty little pussy. 326 00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:09,140 You sure you don't want to let your friend out of the bag? 327 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:12,600 He could lick the front while you lick the back. Just saying. 328 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,700 I think I got this. 329 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:18,340 Okay, whatever you say. 330 00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:29,560 Whose pussy is that? 331 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:50,940 You're a good little boy. 332 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,000 Come on, fuck it. 333 00:43:56,260 --> 00:44:03,040 You're a fucking good little fucking boy. You're a fucking good 334 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:03,600 little 335 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:15,820 fucking 336 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,740 boy. 337 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,300 I can't hear you. Do you like that? 338 00:45:03,310 --> 00:45:04,310 You love it. 339 00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:07,560 I admit to it. um um 340 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,260 Bye. 341 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,160 Bye. 342 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,240 Yeah. 343 00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:36,820 Thanks for working late tonight, kid. 344 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,820 My pleasure, sir. 345 00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:41,220 The pleasure's all mine. 346 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,980 Oops, I dropped my pen. 347 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,320 Could you be a dear and pick that up for me? 348 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,720 Of course, sir. 349 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,700 You know, my back's not what it used to be anymore. 350 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:00,460 A little more to the left. 351 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,020 I can't see it. 352 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,240 Oh, I can. 353 00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:04,820 Best seat in the house. 354 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,720 Still up to your old tricks, baby. 355 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:16,620 Estrella, I heard you were back in town, preying on the young and the innocent. 356 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,240 Look who's talking. 357 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,320 Pot, meat kettle. 358 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:27,220 I always wondered why you had such young, virile interns. 359 00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:28,820 Now I know. 360 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,260 What do you want, my dear? 361 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:39,180 Well... I was thinking, rather than me just choosing reader hosts at random, 362 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:44,500 it would be easier if you just rounded up a selection of your unwanted. 363 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,440 You know, the really slutty ones. 364 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,400 Hookers. Porn stars. 365 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,160 Rock band groupies. 366 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:56,780 And just get it over with. 367 00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,320 One. 368 00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:00,380 And done. 369 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,740 Now you know we can't do that. 370 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:06,000 It's your call. 371 00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:11,840 I would hate to snatch up that doctor who's about to discover the cure for 372 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:18,820 cancer. Or that cute young file clerk who will grow up to be your first female 373 00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:23,460 president. You have to understand, that's not how we do things here on 374 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,520 All men and women are created equal. 375 00:56:27,740 --> 00:56:29,580 That's just how we do shit here. 376 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,500 Fine. 377 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040 Have it your way. 378 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,300 I was going to say I would take your girlfriend next. 379 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,080 But something tells me you don't have one. 380 00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:42,840 Found it. 381 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,000 Way to go, kid. 382 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,580 Enjoy your boy toy, Zed. 383 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,840 Up yours, too. 384 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,740 Bitch. 385 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:21,410 Well, who else is it going to be? 386 00:57:22,870 --> 00:57:25,250 Who else's phone have you been blowing up? 387 00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:31,590 Have you been messing with those other skanky -ass alien hoes? 388 00:57:32,110 --> 00:57:38,610 No. No, I haven't. I just really miss you. 389 00:57:39,110 --> 00:57:40,390 I miss you, too. 390 00:57:40,970 --> 00:57:43,170 But no need to get all clingy and shit. 391 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:48,130 And I better not hear that you've been sticking that little tongue of yours in 392 00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:49,510 some Martian mack crack. 393 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,080 Oh, I haven't. 394 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,200 I haven't, I swear. I have not done that. 395 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,960 All right. 396 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,220 So, uh, do you want a little sucky -sucky? 397 00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:06,580 Yes, please. 398 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,600 Are you sure? 399 00:58:41,390 --> 00:58:43,990 Thank God I'm not lactose intolerant. 400 01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:12,380 That's good. 401 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,880 Yeah. 402 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:04,280 Oh, yeah. 403 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:31,980 Good night. 404 01:07:18,030 --> 01:07:18,788 What's up with you two? 405 01:07:18,790 --> 01:07:22,590 Y 'all look like you got some pussy last night, grinning and shit. I know that 406 01:07:22,590 --> 01:07:23,368 didn't happen. 407 01:07:23,370 --> 01:07:24,370 So, what's up? 408 01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:27,150 I had a dream last night, kid. 409 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:29,610 You mean the same old one? 410 01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:33,190 Where LaRonna comes down for a visit and then you're suckling on all them 411 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:35,970 titties? You say the same lame -ass joke about the Milky Way? 412 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,250 You mean that one? 413 01:07:37,830 --> 01:07:38,830 That's the one. 414 01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:41,350 Except this time it was different. 415 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,970 You mean you actually got it up this time? Would you cut it out? 416 01:07:45,530 --> 01:07:46,930 Now Kay's got a plan. 417 01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:49,080 And it's a pretty damn good one. 418 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,560 We'll fill you in on the way down. 419 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:54,100 Down where? 420 01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:58,720 You'll see, kid. 421 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:00,920 You'll see. 422 01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,360 All right, sonny. Here's the deal. 423 01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:15,280 Somebody keeps snatching up girls, but we're never there to catch them in the 424 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,220 act. Tell me something I don't know. 425 01:08:17,529 --> 01:08:22,310 Well, what you don't know is we're going to use you as bait so that when they 426 01:08:22,310 --> 01:08:28,370 snatch you up, we'll be able to use your MIB tracking chip to find out where 427 01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:34,189 they take you to and find the other victims, finally putting an end to the 428 01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:35,810 Virginians' evil plot. 429 01:08:36,790 --> 01:08:38,750 What are you talking about? I'm a dude. 430 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:39,990 They ain't going to want me. 431 01:08:41,970 --> 01:08:43,870 Not for long, slick. 432 01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:47,470 Not the red button? 433 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,590 You said never press the red button? 434 01:08:49,910 --> 01:08:51,830 This isn't a game to look like you said it was. 435 01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,370 No, it's not, sport. 436 01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:55,090 Put to fire. 437 01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:58,470 Genius little device we borrowed from the Zarchromium. 438 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:01,090 Changes the human chromosome. 439 01:09:01,330 --> 01:09:06,229 It's going to change your male Y into an X, therefore turning you into a woman. 440 01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:10,109 No! I don't want to be a woman. 441 01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:11,330 Get me the fuck out of here. 442 01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:12,990 It's too late, kid. 443 01:09:13,210 --> 01:09:14,250 It's already started. 444 01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:19,630 Get me out of here! 445 01:09:19,870 --> 01:09:20,870 This ought to be good. 446 01:09:21,710 --> 01:09:22,710 Yep. 447 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:25,910 Hey! 448 01:09:26,790 --> 01:09:27,790 Give me the fuck out of here! 449 01:09:28,950 --> 01:09:29,950 Seth! 450 01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:31,510 I don't want to be a girl! 451 01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:34,290 I like my penis! 452 01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:35,970 No! 453 01:10:11,630 --> 01:10:12,790 I make this shit look good. 454 01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:14,410 Oh, boy. 455 01:10:15,490 --> 01:10:18,230 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Y 'all gonna have to change up your acronym. 456 01:10:18,830 --> 01:10:22,590 MIB is gonna have to stand for Most Incredible Bouquet. 457 01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:24,150 Are you looking at this? 458 01:10:24,910 --> 01:10:25,910 Bam! 459 01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:28,330 We've created a monster. 460 01:10:29,270 --> 01:10:31,710 Get him or her a new suit. 461 01:10:31,990 --> 01:10:33,690 Get him a weapon and get it moving. 462 01:10:35,050 --> 01:10:36,050 Let's go, kid. 463 01:10:46,059 --> 01:10:48,400 OMG! Look at all the pretty guns! 464 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,940 Alright, pick something out. Let's get going. 465 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,340 Look at this one. 466 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:59,240 And how cute is this one? 467 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:02,400 It'll fit so perfectly in my cute little purse. 468 01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:05,440 Let's not make a career out of this. 469 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:09,680 Look how nice and shiny this one is. 470 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:14,820 Oh, and this? This shit right here? This shit right here? 471 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,340 I'm feeling this, baby. 472 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:22,600 This is the Mighty Squirt, choice of female MIB agents. This little baby 473 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,580 wallop, shoots ten round... Hold up. 474 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,700 It looks like a penis. 475 01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:28,480 A tiny one at that. 476 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:33,680 Many people have made mention of its phallic appearance, but I assure you, 477 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,780 little device is deadly, young man. 478 01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:38,840 Well, I got news for you. 479 01:11:39,140 --> 01:11:40,520 Size matters. 480 01:11:41,290 --> 01:11:44,970 And all y 'all men keep saying that shit, but now that I'm on the other side 481 01:11:44,970 --> 01:11:49,610 the fence, I can guarantee you, size definitely matters, baby. 482 01:11:49,990 --> 01:11:51,230 Oh, don't look so dumbfounded. 483 01:11:51,430 --> 01:11:52,369 It's true. 484 01:11:52,370 --> 01:11:56,550 So now that we got that settled, how about you walk your little narrow ass on 485 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:59,810 out of here so that I can pick out my weapon in peace. 486 01:12:01,630 --> 01:12:02,630 Go. 487 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,990 Fine, have it your way. I'll be at the car. 488 01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:09,230 Size queen. 489 01:12:09,410 --> 01:12:10,410 I heard that. 490 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,000 Oh. 491 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:48,360 Oh, my goodness. 492 01:13:54,620 --> 01:13:59,200 Fucking unbelievable. 493 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:56,040 Oh shit. 494 01:15:35,410 --> 01:15:37,450 Whoa, what the fuck's going on here? 495 01:15:37,910 --> 01:15:39,110 Out! Get out! 496 01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:43,010 H .J., I'd heard you turn chick, but I had no idea. 497 01:15:43,410 --> 01:15:44,410 Get out! 498 01:15:44,450 --> 01:15:46,790 You know that's a neuralyzer, not an analyzer, right? 499 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:49,150 Frank, go. 500 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:53,270 Make sure you don't press the button when it's up there. That would not be 501 01:15:53,270 --> 01:15:55,270 pretty. Frank, I'm not gonna tell you again. 502 01:15:55,690 --> 01:15:57,990 What? Come on, at least let me watch. 503 01:15:59,370 --> 01:16:00,370 Go! 504 01:16:08,670 --> 01:16:09,930 Damn, that's some good pussy. 505 01:17:15,950 --> 01:17:16,950 Hmm. 506 01:19:17,070 --> 01:19:18,070 there. 507 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,480 May he never do it. 508 01:21:18,890 --> 01:21:20,990 Oh, AJJ, you are looking fine. 509 01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:23,150 Oh. 510 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:26,570 Cowabunga, I need some help. 511 01:21:26,890 --> 01:21:29,150 Oh, come on, guys. Are you serious? 512 01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:31,630 Really? Tag team, I go first. 513 01:21:32,130 --> 01:21:33,830 Why don't y 'all get your ass up out of here? 514 01:21:34,530 --> 01:21:35,770 We could take turns. 515 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,350 That's messed up. 516 01:21:37,610 --> 01:21:39,010 DP for you and me. 517 01:21:39,510 --> 01:21:40,510 Ain't nothing funny. 518 01:21:41,110 --> 01:21:42,190 Boo cocky. 519 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:44,910 Don't be such a dickhead. 520 01:21:45,290 --> 01:21:46,430 Party in Jay's mouth. 521 01:21:46,710 --> 01:21:47,710 Everybody's coming. 522 01:21:51,759 --> 01:21:52,759 Damn. 523 01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:56,420 Brother can't even bust a nut. Now y 'all bugging. 524 01:22:01,380 --> 01:22:03,280 Oh, colors have changed your mind. 525 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,720 Hey, Jeff. 526 01:22:10,140 --> 01:22:13,700 What up? You looking real good. Why don't you buy some new kicks or 527 01:22:14,190 --> 01:22:16,730 Because you looking happy. You looking hella happy, baby. 528 01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:25,570 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Girl, look at you. 529 01:22:26,230 --> 01:22:27,830 Looking fine and little motherfucker. 530 01:22:28,170 --> 01:22:31,610 The things I can do for you, girl. Don't be eyeballing me. 531 01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:32,930 I said what? 532 01:22:33,050 --> 01:22:37,370 Girl, you should let me turn you up. We can make crazy paper. What you say, 533 01:22:37,410 --> 01:22:39,970 girl? What you say? I say I ain't no hoe. 534 01:22:40,190 --> 01:22:40,879 I said what? 535 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,840 And you better get up out of my face before I bust that freaky looking head 536 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:44,840 yours. 537 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,640 I'm driving. 538 01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:50,340 We've been over this. 539 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:54,300 If I didn't let you drive the car before, why do you think I would now? No 540 01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:55,620 drive my car. 541 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:57,300 Oh, no, no, no, no, baby. 542 01:22:57,660 --> 01:22:59,380 Not that old gas guzzler over there. 543 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:00,840 Check me out. 544 01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:02,980 We going green, my man. 545 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,120 Absolutely not. 546 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,060 Oh, yeah. You didn't know? 547 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,760 We're going to start saving the planet. 548 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,680 One gallon at a time. 549 01:23:11,900 --> 01:23:12,900 That's a chick car. 550 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:18,240 Oh, so you must want me to call Zed to put you in the pussifier then, huh? 551 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,260 Huh? What do you got to complain about? 552 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:22,620 Look at me. 553 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:24,760 Get your ass in the car. 554 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:28,980 Put your seatbelt on. 555 01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:34,020 And don't be hatin'. This is MPG, not MPH. 556 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,720 And where we going anyways? 557 01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:38,260 Going to visit our old friend Jeebs. 558 01:23:39,150 --> 01:23:44,290 Feel like blasting somebody in the face. Oh, it sounds so dirty when you say it 559 01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:45,089 like that. 560 01:23:45,090 --> 01:23:47,010 Just drive kid just drive 561 01:24:19,690 --> 01:24:22,490 Well, ding -dong, the pizza girl's here. 562 01:24:23,210 --> 01:24:24,510 Long time no see. 563 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:27,450 Yeah, traveling the galaxy. 564 01:24:28,290 --> 01:24:31,430 I feel like I'm young, so I can do that. 565 01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:38,150 Well, if I do say you look simply edible. 566 01:24:38,770 --> 01:24:40,790 All right, like I've never heard that one before. 567 01:24:41,370 --> 01:24:42,370 Sorry, I couldn't resist. 568 01:24:43,590 --> 01:24:44,810 What can I do for you? 569 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,790 Uh, you know that bracelet? 570 01:24:47,710 --> 01:24:50,890 The one that, like, lights up, saves the world. 571 01:24:51,390 --> 01:24:52,750 I kind of need that. 572 01:24:54,450 --> 01:24:56,230 Oh, yeah, that one. 573 01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:57,930 It's over here. 574 01:24:59,590 --> 01:25:06,250 Do you have the pod ticket? 575 01:25:07,190 --> 01:25:09,770 No, left that in my other spaceship. 576 01:25:11,790 --> 01:25:15,810 Wow, father, I'm really sorry, but I'm not authorized to release an item 577 01:25:15,810 --> 01:25:16,810 without. 578 01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,680 You're yanking my chain, right? You do know who my mother is. 579 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:26,600 It's our problem. 580 01:25:29,940 --> 01:25:35,880 But speaking of yanking and chains, I 581 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,620 think we can work something out. 582 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:42,960 All right. This is the way it's going to go down? 583 01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,580 Hey, you know, it's a beautiful bracelet. 584 01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,680 But if you want, I can wait here while you go get the ticket. 585 01:25:50,980 --> 01:25:53,860 Right. That's like 17 light years away. You do realize that, right? 586 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:57,900 So they're back, we'll say, three to six months. 587 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:03,080 Oh, my God. You're such a douche. No wonder people keep blowing off your 588 01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:09,180 Yeah. Speaking of blowing in head, shall we get this started? 589 01:26:10,220 --> 01:26:12,400 Right. How about this? Bracelet first. 590 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:17,300 You don't trust me. Right. Doesn't the bong bong trust the clock? 591 01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:20,660 You're right. 592 01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:31,360 Here it is. 593 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,000 Good as new. 594 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:37,160 Oh, yay. 595 01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:41,260 So, how will you be paying? 596 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,050 Right. I think we'll just call this one even. 597 01:26:46,470 --> 01:26:51,250 Fine, fine. But I was thinking. Fine, if we're going to do this, let's just do 598 01:26:51,250 --> 01:26:52,249 this. 599 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,250 All right. 600 01:26:54,130 --> 01:26:55,130 Get this over with. 601 01:26:55,450 --> 01:26:56,730 You, stand here. 602 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:40,000 What the heck? 603 01:27:59,510 --> 01:28:00,910 um 604 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,680 Thank you. 605 01:29:01,710 --> 01:29:02,710 Thank you. 606 01:29:46,420 --> 01:29:49,220 um um 607 01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:33,740 Oh my Christmas pussy is so good. 608 01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:30,580 Yeah. 609 01:36:37,420 --> 01:36:40,900 What the hell's going on here? Jeeb, you no good, slimy piece of shit, get your 610 01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:42,180 hands off my daughter. What? 611 01:36:43,580 --> 01:36:47,220 Oh, Jay's going all postal in this motherfucker. 612 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,200 Get him, Kay. 613 01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,900 That ain't going to grow back so quick now, is it? 614 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:57,000 And you, young lady, what the hell are you thinking? 615 01:36:57,380 --> 01:36:58,980 Fornicating with something like that? 616 01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:03,840 Do you have any idea how many communicable diseases an alien like that 617 01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:05,220 carry? Laura? 618 01:37:06,800 --> 01:37:07,800 Who's that? 619 01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,200 An old friend. 620 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,580 Wait, is she an agent? 621 01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:15,580 Are you guys partners? 622 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:19,380 Something happened to Jay? 623 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:20,880 Kind of. 624 01:37:21,580 --> 01:37:23,180 It's a long story. 625 01:37:23,740 --> 01:37:28,860 Oh, no, no, no, no. Tell her. Tell her exactly what did happen to Agent Jay. 626 01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:30,440 Go on. 627 01:37:30,780 --> 01:37:34,220 Okay. We turned Agent Jay into a female. 628 01:37:34,730 --> 01:37:38,010 to infiltrate the alien race that's snatching up the females and the aliens. 629 01:37:38,950 --> 01:37:40,610 No way! 630 01:37:42,650 --> 01:37:44,490 Jay, are you in there? 631 01:37:46,490 --> 01:37:48,670 You make a pretty hot chick. 632 01:37:50,550 --> 01:37:52,050 You should totally bang. 633 01:37:53,930 --> 01:38:00,390 Hold up. I can still smell the lacrobium funk swirling around in your mouth. 634 01:38:02,730 --> 01:38:05,630 How about you go wash that out with the mouthwash or something? Yeah, because 635 01:38:05,630 --> 01:38:08,450 this is just getting a little too weird anyway for me. 636 01:38:08,730 --> 01:38:10,490 Let's stick to the task at hand. 637 01:38:12,170 --> 01:38:15,870 Jeeves, do you know anything about the missing females? 638 01:38:17,830 --> 01:38:20,250 Jeeves, can you even hear what I'm saying to you? 639 01:38:25,070 --> 01:38:29,150 God, I hate when you do that. 640 01:38:31,470 --> 01:38:32,470 Fill it, Jeebs. 641 01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:36,590 It's breeding season for the Virginia's again. 642 01:38:37,250 --> 01:38:38,610 They're on a rampage. 643 01:38:38,970 --> 01:38:41,950 Tell me something I don't know. Where are they hiding? 644 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,250 I don't know. 645 01:38:45,510 --> 01:38:46,510 Jeebs. 646 01:38:47,490 --> 01:38:49,590 I swear, Kay, I don't know. 647 01:38:51,130 --> 01:38:52,830 Okay, but you stay away from here. 648 01:38:53,350 --> 01:38:54,750 Whatever you say, Kay. 649 01:38:55,830 --> 01:38:57,910 Otherwise, I'll be back with a bigger gun. 650 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:09,120 a bit of class and stay away from bottom feeders. But I just wanted to get my 651 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:10,580 bracelet. Save it. 652 01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:12,660 I've heard it all before. 653 01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:15,600 Agent J? 654 01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:16,760 What? 655 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:19,120 Agent J? 656 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:21,920 I'll be damned. 657 01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,640 It actually worked. Sneaky little fuckers, aren't they? 658 01:39:25,380 --> 01:39:27,580 I'm heading back to MIB headquarters. 659 01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:32,340 And if I were you, young lady, I'd go right home and stay out of sight. 660 01:39:41,959 --> 01:39:43,880 Crazy fucking family 661 01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:52,780 Looks 662 01:39:52,780 --> 01:39:59,740 like they've taken him 663 01:39:59,740 --> 01:40:04,640 into the darlothian quadrant get some men suited up and go teach that bitch a 664 01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:05,640 lesson 665 01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:07,060 All right, men, ready yourselves. 666 01:40:10,100 --> 01:40:11,100 You coming? 667 01:40:12,460 --> 01:40:18,840 You know, I'm not as young as I used to be, and I think I'll just stay here and 668 01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:19,840 hold down the fort. 669 01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,160 Not so fast, Sonny. 670 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,300 I got something for you to hold on to. 671 01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:27,780 All right, but you're going to miss all the fun. 672 01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:32,500 Well, I'm sure you could take care of everything. We'll find something to do. 673 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,440 Besides, I know you could do a great job, so... 674 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:38,040 Get in there and teach that bitch a lesson, K. 675 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:43,180 Men in black, let's go show this bitch who she's fucking with. 676 01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:58,480 Wow, how exciting. 677 01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,920 I can't wait till I'm a full -fledged agent. 678 01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:03,660 What more do I have to do for that to happen, Chief? 679 01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:05,400 You're almost there, son. 680 01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:07,000 You're almost there. 681 01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:09,080 You like show tunes? 682 01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:12,640 Super subtle. 683 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:15,360 Show tune? 684 01:41:15,500 --> 01:41:16,540 What a gearbox. 685 01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:18,080 What do you think, top or bottom? 686 01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:19,300 Piss off. 687 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:47,800 You two to the right. You two straight ahead. Rest here with me. 688 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,400 Gather up anything, even remotely female. 689 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:53,440 Get them to safety. 690 01:41:54,580 --> 01:41:56,820 Let's start the rest of them out on the planet Earth. 691 01:41:57,260 --> 01:41:58,260 Let's go. 692 01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:07,200 All right, we're going in. Phase is unstunned. 693 01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:12,800 Shit. Sorry. Wrong parody. 694 01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:14,480 Nice. 695 01:43:14,740 --> 01:43:17,860 No matter how grotesque it gets in there, we're going in. 696 01:43:18,940 --> 01:43:20,160 We're going to put down our thing. 697 01:43:22,180 --> 01:43:23,960 Three, two, one. 698 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:34,220 Sounds like we have a little company. 699 01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:37,060 Damn it. 700 01:43:38,020 --> 01:43:39,280 Wrong button. 701 01:43:40,180 --> 01:43:42,260 Three, two, one. 702 01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:48,460 Everybody freeze. 703 01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:56,100 Well, well. If it isn't the one and only Agent K. 704 01:43:57,180 --> 01:43:58,600 How are you? 705 01:44:01,250 --> 01:44:03,590 Estrella. Still up to no good, I see. 706 01:44:05,650 --> 01:44:06,830 You know me. 707 01:44:07,870 --> 01:44:12,390 I'm always D .P .F. 708 01:44:16,530 --> 01:44:17,610 Down the block. 709 01:44:18,010 --> 01:44:23,570 You young kids and your silly acronyms. 710 01:44:24,490 --> 01:44:27,770 That's all fine and dandy, but what are we going to do about this little 711 01:44:27,770 --> 01:44:28,890 predicament we're in? 712 01:44:33,599 --> 01:44:35,140 I don't know. 713 01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:41,620 We could... Fuck. 714 01:44:43,020 --> 01:44:45,840 Why is it always about breeding with you? 715 01:44:46,740 --> 01:44:50,060 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's all you ever want to do. 716 01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:53,140 You know there are more important things. 717 01:44:56,020 --> 01:44:57,540 I said... 718 01:45:08,499 --> 01:45:09,540 Alrighty then. 719 01:45:12,860 --> 01:45:17,180 Agents S, T, U, and V, take these girls back down to planet Earth. The rest of 720 01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:18,180 you, you're with me. 721 01:45:18,980 --> 01:45:20,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 722 01:45:20,740 --> 01:45:27,640 I like a gangbang just as much as any alien around here. But tonight, I feel 723 01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:28,640 like a little pussy. 724 01:45:30,760 --> 01:45:31,960 Leave me some. 725 01:45:34,820 --> 01:45:35,980 All righty. 726 01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:41,200 In the interest of intergalactic peace, I'd say we show these ladies good time. 727 01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:46,660 So let's get in here and put our thing down. 728 01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,180 That's more like it. 729 01:45:49,640 --> 01:45:52,460 You really know how to treat a lady, Kay. 730 01:45:53,260 --> 01:45:58,020 Uh, do you think you could, you know... 731 01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:01,080 um 732 01:48:01,520 --> 01:48:03,080 Oh, God. 733 01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:17,980 Oh, fuck. 734 01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:46,920 Oh. 735 01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:17,420 Oh, my God. 736 01:51:14,510 --> 01:51:17,310 Oh, shit. 737 01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:23,040 Oh. 738 01:53:07,469 --> 01:53:09,510 Holy shit. Oh my god. 739 01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:55,720 Thank you. 740 01:54:41,050 --> 01:54:42,450 Thank you. 741 01:55:52,260 --> 01:55:54,600 Oh, fuck. 742 01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:53,600 Thank you. 743 01:58:01,860 --> 01:58:04,760 Oh. Oh. 744 01:59:35,840 --> 01:59:38,640 um um 745 02:00:07,299 --> 02:00:09,960 Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. 746 02:01:07,370 --> 02:01:08,370 Oh, shit. 747 02:01:09,170 --> 02:01:10,330 Oh, 748 02:01:12,350 --> 02:01:17,110 shit. Call me. Oh, shit. 749 02:01:44,910 --> 02:01:47,670 Thank you. 750 02:02:17,700 --> 02:02:23,000 Two of you want to reconvene to my private chambers for round two? 751 02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:25,640 Oh, now that's what I'm talking about, baby. 752 02:02:25,900 --> 02:02:29,640 We're going to have to take a rain check on that. We've got to get these girls 753 02:02:29,640 --> 02:02:31,800 back to Earth as soon as possible, especially you. 754 02:02:32,040 --> 02:02:33,040 What's the rush? 755 02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:35,940 We've got to get you changed back. 756 02:02:37,960 --> 02:02:39,660 Changed back to what? 757 02:02:40,860 --> 02:02:43,480 That's a long story, one you don't need to know. 758 02:02:44,330 --> 02:02:47,610 I don't see what the big deal is. You know, I'm really starting to get used to 759 02:02:47,610 --> 02:02:51,990 this. Trust me, Slick, you do not want to be in that body 28 days from now. 760 02:02:52,550 --> 02:02:55,450 What happened 28 days from... Oh. 761 02:02:57,810 --> 02:03:01,870 That's right, Slick. The gates of hell are about to open and teach you a whole 762 02:03:01,870 --> 02:03:02,950 new word for pain. 763 02:03:04,110 --> 02:03:05,310 It ain't gonna be pretty. 764 02:03:06,130 --> 02:03:09,130 You think getting flushed was bad? It's nothing compared to that. 765 02:03:09,580 --> 02:03:12,420 All righty then. On that note, thank you for your hospitality. 766 02:03:12,680 --> 02:03:16,600 You have a wonderful tongue and your pussy tastes like honey. I really wish 767 02:03:16,600 --> 02:03:19,480 could have met under different circumstances, but I gotta go. See ya. 768 02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:29,920 Miss Drea, until next time, please do try and stay out 769 02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:30,920 of trouble. 770 02:03:49,880 --> 02:03:50,880 Zed? Zed? 771 02:03:57,640 --> 02:03:58,640 Zed, is that you? 772 02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:02,120 What do you want, Kay? 773 02:04:07,980 --> 02:04:11,880 Zed, I got the kid down at the pod ready to change him back if you want to... 774 02:04:11,880 --> 02:04:14,380 Zed? 775 02:04:15,190 --> 02:04:16,190 Yes. 776 02:04:19,550 --> 02:04:24,370 Well, Zed, you got a... You got a tail thing there. 777 02:04:27,450 --> 02:04:30,230 Is that a Tupelian? 778 02:04:30,730 --> 02:04:31,790 Oh, shit. 779 02:04:32,830 --> 02:04:34,570 The cat's out of the bag. 780 02:04:36,050 --> 02:04:38,530 Not you, dummy. Oh, boy. 781 02:04:41,170 --> 02:04:42,170 Here. 782 02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:45,040 Go on. 783 02:04:45,160 --> 02:04:46,180 Be free. 784 02:04:57,620 --> 02:05:00,340 I'm gonna go ahead and go. 785 02:05:02,420 --> 02:05:03,420 Good idea. 786 02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:09,360 Can we cuddle now? You promised. 787 02:05:13,290 --> 02:05:14,290 Sure thing, kid. 788 02:05:15,550 --> 02:05:17,330 First, you gotta do me a little favor. 789 02:05:18,070 --> 02:05:20,130 You're gonna neuralize me, aren't you? 790 02:05:21,030 --> 02:05:22,230 That's right, sweet cheeks. 791 02:05:22,930 --> 02:05:25,730 We can't have a thing like this getting around now, can we? 792 02:05:29,390 --> 02:05:33,610 Now, while you want to keep this memory for the rest of your life, you won't. 793 02:05:33,970 --> 02:05:38,010 It's gonna be nothing more than a tingle in your loins and a stain in your 794 02:05:38,010 --> 02:05:43,140 shorts. You're still gonna think of me as... A devilishly handsome man. 795 02:05:43,440 --> 02:05:45,140 But you'll never act on it. 796 02:05:46,620 --> 02:05:47,760 Unless asked. 797 02:06:09,610 --> 02:06:12,150 Are you sure this is going to work, Kay? It's going to be fine. 798 02:06:12,710 --> 02:06:14,590 You'll be back to your old self -lickety -split. 799 02:06:15,410 --> 02:06:19,930 There's only one thing that ever really goes wrong, and, well, that hardly ever 800 02:06:19,930 --> 02:06:20,930 happens. 801 02:06:21,090 --> 02:06:22,090 What's that? 802 02:06:22,790 --> 02:06:24,050 You don't want to know, kid. 803 02:06:24,850 --> 02:06:25,850 You don't want to know. 804 02:07:01,040 --> 02:07:02,060 How you feeling there, Slick? 805 02:07:02,640 --> 02:07:04,480 I'm all right. Good, good. 806 02:07:05,160 --> 02:07:08,720 Check both your knots. Make sure they came back. Sometimes that doesn't 807 02:07:08,860 --> 02:07:09,860 I'll see you upstairs. 808 02:07:11,380 --> 02:07:12,380 Nuts. 809 02:07:16,760 --> 02:07:17,760 Do the shake. 810 02:07:22,340 --> 02:07:23,980 Make sure this shit still works. 811 02:07:25,460 --> 02:07:28,860 All hail Jay, master of the zipper. 812 02:07:29,790 --> 02:07:34,630 Please, oh great one, undo your magic fly and share with us your phallus 813 02:07:35,210 --> 02:07:36,490 It would be my pleasure. 814 02:07:37,190 --> 02:07:38,310 Yay, Jay! 815 02:07:38,950 --> 02:07:43,610 Please let your fanciful penis rain its salty nectar so we may feed upon it. 816 02:07:44,070 --> 02:07:45,610 Why don't you guys give me a hand with that? 817 02:07:46,090 --> 02:07:47,610 It would be our honor. 818 02:07:50,230 --> 02:07:52,530 Ah, there you go. 819 02:07:53,070 --> 02:07:55,530 You want us to finger fuck ourselves, Jay? 820 02:08:04,840 --> 02:08:05,840 Oh, shit. 821 02:08:06,020 --> 02:08:07,020 Oh, shit. 822 02:08:08,280 --> 02:08:09,280 Oh. 823 02:08:10,540 --> 02:08:12,600 Oh. You okay there, kid? 824 02:08:13,540 --> 02:08:14,540 Oh, yeah. 825 02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:18,680 I'm all right. I just jammed my finger a bit. That's all. 826 02:08:19,120 --> 02:08:21,020 Shake it off. We got a galaxy to protect. 827 02:08:22,120 --> 02:08:25,920 There's a bunch of bungholians down in Sector 4 at Uranus Bar and Grill. 828 02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:29,360 Owner says they're shit -faced, drunk, and acting like real assholes. 829 02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,060 It's about to hit the fan. 830 02:08:31,460 --> 02:08:34,120 How about you head to the car, and then I'll come. 831 02:08:34,520 --> 02:08:35,199 I'll come. 832 02:08:35,200 --> 02:08:36,200 After. 833 02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:43,360 Oh, man. 834 02:08:44,140 --> 02:08:45,140 Sorry, ladies. 835 02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:48,260 That was great and all, but I gotta go. 836 02:08:48,680 --> 02:08:54,040 Jay, please don't leave us. We need your sacred seed so that we may use its skin 837 02:08:54,040 --> 02:08:55,040 -enhancing powers. 838 02:08:56,260 --> 02:09:00,620 Look, I promise I'll be back as soon as I can. And when I do, you'll have all 839 02:09:00,620 --> 02:09:02,040 the sacred seeds you need, okay? 840 02:09:02,680 --> 02:09:03,680 Peace out. 841 02:09:06,670 --> 02:09:08,050 Brother, I ain't even worth nothing.